May 2, 2015
I will be attempting to sell art at the Connecticut Walk for Autism on Sunday. Autism is apparently big business. So much so that it needs us to walk so we can raise money for more autism with which to generate more business.
Ideally, my presence will repel folk with such force as to make the event a Run, therefore raising more money.
But I am kidding; in fact my wares do quite well among people with diagnosed mental disorders. I have one so I can say that, and can disclaim responsibility if told I cannot. It is called a “autism spectrum.” I am not entirely sure what that means, but it sounds fancy. Somebody asked me what my spectrum was and I replied “the visible spectrum.” I do not always know if anyone else knows what I am talking about, but I am pretty sure they can see me. And if they cannot, that is my chance to escape.
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Charmlaton sez:
Here’s to go
Charmlaton sez:
od sales.
Frimpinheap sez:
They were good, for me, anyway. I beat my one day record from the middle-westival fur-festival of 2009 or whensit, and without spending 5 times as much on air fare and accommodation.
Charmlatan sez:
Congratulations. I hope a net profit comes out of that.