June 7, 2017
This identity-concealing criminal who escaped from a 19th century chain gang wants ME to be safe and obey the rules?
Steal all the hamburgers you want from the corporate clown who’s the only person keeping you out of jail but don’t you dare jump in the ball pit. Of note is that this guy is actually over the limit , and would have to violate the law to enforce it
This is literally visible from the same point as the rule chart. He is kidnapping eyewitnesses and eating them. What a monster!
Is this amusing you, Ronald? Why are you protecting this scoundrel, and letting him “run” your playplace? What dirt does he have on you? What is this a front for?
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Indighost sez:
How exactly did you find yourself inside a McDonald’s ? I normally visualize you as a healthy food maven
Frimpinheap sez:
I eat garbage all the time. True enough I do not eat at McDonadses, which are a scrap below my acceptable garbage level, but on trips along interstate highways they are sometimes the only available restroom facilities. I was fascinated by the conspicuously 1980s-era decorations. A larger picture that had newer tacky amusement-objects in front of it showed long out-of-use food package designs and characters.
I will usually take an opportunity to eat at a Roy Rogers, which seem to only exist along that sort of road and between Maryland and New Jersey these days.
Dhraiden sez:
It’s like a living time capsule, finding places that haven’t followed corporate’s HQ PR campaigns lock-step.
Maybe, somewhere out there, there’s a particularly out-of-step McD’s that still stockpiles Sichuan sauce out of the Mulan era…
Purplespace sez:
Those burgers do not realize their fate! Or maybe he is stealing the burgers to set them free on the wild burger plains?