8-21 1233am yeehaw howdy. if i am not still cleaning stuff in my house on friday I may be able to force in an update that heavily resembles something i put on twitter a week ago.
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a strange drawing from somebody called Clown King:
What the-?!?!! Who let Dopes into the fire station?!?! And just what is that Dope using to put out the flames?!! Gasoline?! Gas-o-LINE?!! You stupid DOPE!!!
to that I respont:
Thank you for drawing these dopes! And curse you for drawing these dopes! Arrrrf do they REALLY think they are helping? Who put those hats on them? Who drove that truck there and positioned that dope to look like it drove the truck? Does it think it did? That one on the ladder, what is it DOING? NOBODY wants to look out a window and see a dumb dope there and obviously that imbecile isn’t going to help anybody smiling in through their windows. I just want to grab the ears on that foreground dope and do something I have not yet determined. I can hardly comprehend that the least awful dope is the one that isn’t doing anything and is simply loitering about being useless. I applaud your courageous and accurate reporting amidst chaos, uncertainty and uncharted punchability.
what was not visible to casual observers and that I elected to disregard:
to be clear this is not ME saying that I love dopes because I absolutely do NOT and if I did I would not admit it even privately. I would take the secret to my grave and nobody would find it because I do not intend to be buried because I think that is silly.
clown king has a character named Michaela Myers who is evidently fond of chopping things with machetes and this seemed like a good cause
this also allowed me to make use of all two of the facial expressions I can draw. I am not totally sure WHERE this is happening because I studied at the Doom Level School of Architectural Design. The important thing is that dopes are not being tolerated.
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Charmlatan sez:
Such wonderful drawings. The guest artist really captured the loony chaos I like about your paintings.Have to admit, they [the dopes] look adorable with their firefighter hats.
Ah, you went to Doom? I can see it, the way the walls and buildings are two-dimensional in but rendered though clever use of graphics and processing to give the actors a three-dimensional space. [The dopes] really don’t feel pain.
Purplespace sez:
Dopes are the best! I like when they do many things you wouldn’t expect! They always wear stylish hats when they wear hats!
Frimpinheap sez:
Hooooooooo dogey! I sure does love me some dopes! Yee-haw!
Filmation Presents Frimpinheap sez:
Nooooooooo dopes! I have never ONE time said that I even SORT OF liked dopes and I do NOT talk like a cowboy even though I frequently use “howdy” as a typed greeting! I would NOT say howdy to ANY dopes because I would NEVER greet them. And I must re-iterate my bitter hate for dopes wearing hats.
Charmlatan sez:
Now see here! I’ve followed Frimpinheap for many years, so I should know which is real. I feel over the years, a cowboyness of Frimpinheap has yearned for their spotlight at the rodeo of life. I for one am proud to see them finally showing their true hooting and hollering selves. Always knew the dope hate was an act!
Three cheers for marshal Frimpinheap! Come, let us erect a barn and have ourselves a hootinanny for the ages!