Asterix and Cleopatra, 50 bc (English translation, 1969)
Beat em and Eat em, 1982 (note that Dynacom owns the registered trademark of all video games)
Asterix and Cleopatra, superfluous English retranslation, 1995
Soup and Rainbow Duck, 2012
What does this prove? Morals have slipped through the ages, to the effect that eating beets in public, forbidden in the ancient society of 50 bc, has been reinterpreted as a positive so now fools flagrantly flaunt their bow ties and order singular beets on plates in the company of ducks in our finest restaurants. I mean the wretch went to a restaurant and ordered one plain, uncooked, unadorned beet on a plate. That is all. It could have gone to the beet market and bought one beet and eaten that in its own home on its own plate and not had to have gotten into anyone else’s business, but it enjoys dominating people and lacking scruples. Even Bat-Man, known to associate with some crooked sorts
too cowardly to reveal their identities, could not stop this horror.
He hasn’t been seen since. He definitely wasn’t in that Dark Knight Rises movie. Yes between that and the new Spider-Man I’d say both could benefit from having Bat-Man in them.
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PurpleSpace sez:
The land survey shows that soup bowl is a natural wetlands area and is not to be disturbed in order to maintain the habitat of rainbow ducks.
Local building codes stipulate that a 40 foot natural vegetative buffer needs to be integrated into the landscape around said wetlands area to prevent future encroachment on duck habitation.
Rororivis sez:
How dare they! I’m tired of ducks thinking they’re in charge! Nobody invited that duck! It thinks it has diplomatic immunity! I refuse to protect ducks! Who will protect ME from DUCKS coming into my home and forcing protection to be built for them? Ducks admit that they need protection because clearly I would win in a fight.