April 16, 2009



Maybe if you’d shut your mouth once in a while less people would try to fight you and then you wouldn’t be tired, dumb turtle.

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Howdy II: The Demon Darkness

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I just realized I placed the text “THE ADVENTURES OF BAYOU DIZZY!” in the opening to the last comment I wrote. It was, in actuality, a separate note to myself observing the similarities between two different NES game’s unnecessary game start voice samples. A note which I happened to accidentally copy along with the intended, unrelated comment text simply because I had typed them consecutively and the proper comment had a lot of line skips in it already and I was weak from rereading it / not being able to fix it.

As most of my notes, excepting those I show to others, amount to nothing and are quickly forgotten about, often not being read over but once before I add new notes above them in my note file, I didn’t notice that bayou dizzy had gone missing. How I additionally did not notice the curiosity hovering near the top of my web-site in all capital letters, for two days, it no doubt in search of the attention my notes are so often deprived, is rather typical of the sort of thing that goes on around here.

Although I am now fully capable of correcting the error in the comment, it seems needless to do so at this point, and doubtlessly I will be astounded anew by it at some point in the future when I come across it again in search of something else that I failed to keep track of the position of.

I felt suddenly inspired to resume my old experiments with rising from graves but when I could not locate the mixes I had made with the America Online voice I was quickly demotivated. That may be for the best. Similarly on the eluse are the English accented samples that came with the AOL 2.5 “international (yet still America) edition” software that was inexplicably included with one of my previous computers.
Huh?
Hwah?
Evidently I have [got] post.


You can go now.



17 Responses
  1. 1
    4:03 am, April 16, 2009

    Pigbuster sez:

    Whether it was mistake including that line in that reply to my comment or not, I think it managed to implant somewhere in my brain the notion that it was completely intentional and relevant. I think this because I can’t help but hear something like the name I go by in that first voice clip. Maybe it’s more like “pow” than “pig”, but something is most certainly a “buster”.

  2. 2
    11:42 am, April 16, 2009

    Lemphlyn sez:

    Oh, daw. It would seem I once again “accidentally” included something that was not at all relevant. In this situation it was the incredibly unnecessary game-start voice from the Nintendo ES edition of Ghostbusters, probably one of the worst of them all. It’s so bad that the “s” at the end was entirely unapparent and the sound designer had to insert a drum beat afterward to simulate it. Every other 8 bit Nintendo game I know of with the audacity to attempt vocalization is at least 127 kilobytes,* but Ghostbusters is 65. I have to imagine that awful clip was half the cartridge space, and they still couldn’t do it right.

    *Possibly excluding Gyromite, which I seem not to have. This is curious, as I did “have” it not many years ago, and although I couldn’t figure out how to make the emulator command it to do anything, it is highly unlike me to delete a game just because I can’t use it at all.

  3. 3
    4:25 pm, April 16, 2009

    Mxy sez:

    Hotmail thinks you’re a crook.

  4. 4
    9:47 pm, April 16, 2009

    Lemphlyn sez:

    Hotmail may be on to something.
    Let me know if you need me to set your password to something like “artichoke” so that you can actually log in to it, if you are in fact implying that some automatic account confirmation message did not function properly. Astoundingly, there seems to be no visible difference between official mxy and vagrant mxy.

  5. 5
    12:44 am, April 17, 2009

    Mxy sez:

    I’m now taller!

    Nah, the confirmation message worked fine… once I found it in my “crooked people who want to steal my money” folder.

  6. 6
    12:01 am, April 19, 2009

    Lemphlyn sez:

    I don’t want to steal your money, I think you should give it to me willingly.

  7. 7
    6:17 pm, April 19, 2009

    Pigbuster sez:

    img src=”http://bimshwel.com/yeep/maam.png” /

    That doesn’t work, even when enclosed within lessthan-greaterthans, so something somewhere does not approve, evidently.

  8. 8
    7:05 pm, April 19, 2009

    Lemphlyn sez:

    I don’t understand it. Apparently I have to upgrade users to “editor” status, with the power to delete each others’ posts to also let them post images. But even then the code always adds a slash at the end which prevents the picture from appearing. I must investigate this further. Alas.

  9. 9
    7:35 pm, April 19, 2009

    Blimfenheugen sez:


    Ah, then. I have installed some thing which allows me to give various capabilities on a much more controlled level. The fear is not so much that you will delete the site, but that some automatic robot person will come along and do something worse (like not deleting it, for example). However, I can only “unfilter” html, which means you can also embed crazy myspace geocities java craziness. My hope is that you will not. Unless it’s special.

  10. 10
    10:03 pm, April 19, 2009

    Pigbuster sez:

    Oh such power in the palm of my hand.

  11. 11
    4:38 am, April 20, 2009

    A Penny-Ante Empire sez:

    …And of course such power is instantly abused to wantonly post images of dopes. Such is the way of the world.

  12. 12
    3:46 pm, April 20, 2009

    Lemphlyn sez:

    I am continually thankful that dopes don’t know how powerful they are. Although at the same time that reminds me that dopes don’t know anything else, either, for which I am unthankful by a greater amount.

  13. 13
    4:27 pm, June 15, 2009

    Plauradawbada sez:

    They are very fraud sensitive and therefore may freeze your account or put you under investigation if they suspect any fraudulent activity.
    DiunsePiews

  14. 14
    1:37 pm, July 26, 2010

    TatPlayncPymn sez:

    I enjoyed reading your blog. Keep it that way.

  15. 15
    5:22 pm, July 26, 2010

    Frubaklop sez:

    That’s the most threatening compliment I’ve ever received from a machine. Although I’m not too keen on your predecessor suggesting that I submit to the authority of dopes and that somehow I have wronged them. Any fabrication I may invent regarding a dope’s deeds could not possibly be worse than whatever the dope actually did.

  16. 16
    9:47 pm, August 29, 2010

    Jeannette Waverly sez:

    wheres your rss feed? probably hidden in plain sight knowing me lol

  17. 17
    9:01 am, September 21, 2010

    life insurance sez:

    home insurance quote cause of mesothelioma

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