July 18, 2018
The sea captain’s choice! or rather, I think, the sea captain’s choice of what not to eat since it looked like cat food. Why should I assume that somebody who works on a ship is an expert on fish as food? There isn’t a culinary standards component of the officer training, is there? I once knew a US Marine captain who told me he had to learn how to waltz to complete the certification, which DID strike me as somewhat out there, but his favorite food was gummy worms. However, a captain in the marines is a lower rank than captain in the navy, even though navies operate in marine environments, so maybe things get more specialized as you go up. Maybe to become an admiral you need to be able to knit your own socks.
on that topic (cats, not socks): are cats really PROUD that they defecate into a box in my house?
They would make much more money doing it in public places of business.
I remember when it was considered SHOCKING for the tv show south park to have a smiling, talking, singing, anthropomorphic lump of excrement, and now this is something you are allowed to display in a place that sells food.
That is just unsanitary. I saw them on adhesive bandages also. I cannot find the picture I took. Probably for the best. That seems like the opposite of what you want to do to disinfect a wound.
Where I really want to put that: my mouth.
how can you even tell when this is clean? When there are no worms crawling through it? The captain will be especially worried if they are gummy.
Made in china. this is taking jobs from American toilets. I call on consumers to stop buying Chinese sh|t.*
Wonderful now i feel ill. Why is there no smiling lump of dried vomit emoji? There is nothing so gross that you can’t put a a face on it and make it grosser. Or grocery, even.
*Astute readers will see that I did not actually put an i in that word and therefore have not officially “said” the word that it looks like. My friend and colleague ms-dos will attest that all i committed was a syntax error.
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Purplespace sez:
I always assumed they meant a fishing boat captain who should be knowledgeable on what fish are good to eat and when they are fresh. I think they have had that flavor for cats for quite a long time because I remember my mother’s cat from over ten years ago eating a similar titled flavor. HOWEVER, it doesn’t actually say boat captain or fishing trawler captain, it says sea captain. You could assume that you are most likely to find a captain of a boat if you are out at sea, more so than other captains. In actuality, sea captain can refer to the captain of any such ocean sailing vessel, but the definition specifically refers to merchant type vessels to be the more frequent use as opposed to military vessels. Unfortunately, that doesn’t necessarily mean that the sea captain you find will actually know what kinds of fish are good to eat and may instead be an oil tanker captain or cruise line captain and have no expert knowledge on types of fish whatsoever. That doesn’t even consider that the captain as you said might be military and not naval AND simply hail from an island out in the sea. Maybe they were born at sea, thus making them a “sea” captain, but not actually the type of sea captain that knows what kind of fish is best to chop up and mince into a pate to feed to your pet cat.
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Frimpinheap sez:
The moral here is that having a cat in your life is a good way to fill your existence with totally pointless, unsatisfying topics.