No! Don’t turn to face me! Didn’t you hear the abuse I just directed at you? I want nothing to do with you! Arrrgh! What’s wrong with you? You look like an idiot! (you are.) And don’t smile! You’re biologically unfit to do so!
Ubggggggigiggg…. There’s no excuse for that beast. None at all. How do these things find me?! I want to throw a sock full of rocks at that thing! I want to throw TV’s Roc Charles S. Dutton, at it! You hear me, lizard? I’ll throw a very special Roc at you! In front of a live studio audience! I wish that show got better ratings so I could shame you in front of as many people as possible, not necessarily because it would have lasted more seasons then, because I always found it boring. I learned about racism through Family Matters. But I didn’t learn enough, evidently, because I thought the family on Roc were essentially the same people, and I was disappointed when they weren’t as wacky. I was eight years old. But anyway. What’s important is that I want to throw a large fat man at that thilly thmiling theropod up thither.
Whaaaa? That’s too stupid! And don’t you dare try and make that my problem! I hate ducks and I hated you before you were a duck! I hope this will at least serve as a warning to other dumb animal people that would attempt to address me. I will have none of it.
Fool, how could you not see that coming? Look at the original juxtaposition of the images! You are beside yourself with imbecility! And… and… I drew you at 2:50 am! That’s not afternoon at all! If it was, it would not be good! You made it bad!
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[…] Check it out! While looking through the blogosphere we stumbled on an interesting post today.Here’s a quick excerpt… on Roc were essentially the same people, and I was disappointed when they weren’t as wacky. I was eight years old. But anyway. What’s important is that I want to throw a large fat man at that thilly thmiling theropod up thither. … […]
Kesglarbix sez:
More random garbage from nobody. I can’t stand it.
Mashed potato origami sez:
What does “pinged with” mean, anyway, and why is there no method for disregarding it?
In any case, you seem to hurl quite a bit of invective in the direction of your characters, even the better ones. I mean, the bow tie fool deserves whatever it gets, but our lizard friend pictured above always seemed an amiable enough fellow.
Kesglarbix sez:
I have to toughen them up. It will get worse before the end. I also can’t justify a website update out of being nice to them.
I’m not entirely sure what ping means -it seems to indicate little else than that one page linked to another- but when it does happen I get a message saying that it happened.
I can make pings not allowed. I should probably do that.
Yet I, alas, still keep the naive, absurd optimism that an actual person with a website will positively acknowledge mine at one point, and additionally have it not be someone who I quickly realize I don’t like. Someone who likes the number rhumba, for example.