I don’t know which one to beat up first. The left for starting this or the right for following and being proud of that plus its previous crimes. One thing certain is that this preposterous pair do not deserve such elegant fingers.
Off the chain? You’d be OFF MY FRIEND LIST if you were on it and I was the sort of person who considered that an acceptable way of communicating disapproval. I don’t adhere to latest trends anyway, but I certainly don’t trust stupid smiling partially dressed animal people to tell me what those are!
As for the bow tie beanoid, that thing is ECSTATIC. It’s so proud to be wearing a head chain and a bow tie. As long as it can wear the bow tie it will do whatever it thinks is popular. That twit is just a crony. That’s all. It has no real talents. it uses its sychophantic skills to obtain positions of relative power and tries to get laws enacted about stupid things like bow ties. It has information… it knows things (despite being a thing which lacks a nose)… It knows bombs are being sent, and by whom, but it keeps quiet just because its bow tie seems to be respected. It demands not only that any possible sub ordinates wear bow ties, but that the bow ties be smaller than its own. Trust me, I saw its diary.
The bow tie beast could never survive in the wild. It has no natural defenses with which to fight back and no legs with which to evade peril altogether. All it has is big arms. Although the grimp does evidently have opposing thumbs, the thing can’t make and use tools; it is a tool. If it invited me to its birth-day party I would give it a one of these. I’m not just some stupid animal so I’d do it properly.
I have pages and pages of this.
RSS feed for comments, for they hunger.
This here`s me trackback!
Sorry, the comment form is apologizing at this time.
A boatswain sez:
Perhaps you might enjoy life further were you to instead draw creatures whom you find less enraging.
Eeplivopu sez:
Oh, oh. This is my fault, somehow?
Razor Blade Casserole Pinged With:
[…] ducks and I hated you before you were a duck! I hope this will at least serve as a warning to other dumb animal people that would attempt to address me. I will have none of […]
Kesglarbix sez:
That wouldn’t bother me as much if the only other people doing it weren’t viagra robots. Also note that even though attempting to respond to this message with the word “viagra” will fail miserably, the robots still get through because somehow there are new magic phallus pills every week which I never know about until I have to type their names into the word-block machine.
Razor Blade Casserole Pinged With:
[…] any more proud of himself? I doubt he even built those big steel letters. I have to think that if the bow tie animal was a comedian Carlos would be ripping off its material. | […]
Splachtempf sez:
Well I never!
Prescription Pudding Pinged With:
[…] I abstained from drawing its forehead tattoo, which you will find is present any other time I have posted drawings of it, and maybe that particular variant belongs to a cult that preaches non-violence, but perhaps […]