or see it like that.
I am sad to report that this very punchable lizard has rather a history of transforming into stupid things for no reason and then complaining about it to ME, like it is my fault or responsibility. Naturally, it does not learn from its mistakes.
I take special issue with this default position. Very proud! Hands on hips like it thinks it has the answers, and a condescending smile directed at those it thinks have less answers than it. it really thinks its opinion matters to people! I see it in that pose all the time.
It does not learn from its mistakes. It will continue transforming into a duck, looking sad (in my direction), then being abruptly happy again when it recovers,
and resume the proud satisfied pose that implicated it to begin with.
How is being a duck worse than what it already was, anyway? It is just PROUD to be a dumb smiling lizard because that is what it always was and it thinks attributes that it had no part in acquiring are its greatest accomplishment. What a scumbag! A pity it never considers transforming into a smart and reasonable lizard.
I propose immediate harsh sanctions against the nation of lope. Muffin and pumpkin imports are to be cut off entirely as of this announcement. I am not at this juncture advocating putting boots on the ground as this reptileprobate would probably just comment on what splendid boots they were, unconcerned that its stupid feet prevent it from wearing boots. Perhaps its feet will devolve into digitless lumps like its hands are in that previous picture. As long as it can smile and be pathetic I do not see why I should raise my expectations of it.
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Purplespace sez:
I like lope-duck! It should hang out with other birds of which I am aware!
Charmlatan sez:
Sanctions against lopes will only make them think they are worthy of our attention. Halloween is coming, and the people will riot of there are not enough pumpkins.
Frimpinheap sez:
spacko: I do NOT like lope duck! The only interesting thing most ducks do is quack, and this one seems to think it is too polite for that. To quote the heralded philosopher and poet Weird Al Yankovic, I want a new duck. I greatly relate to being dissatisfied with the state of my present duck.
lato: I am not afraid of rioting lopes. They would probably only loot bakeries, out of concern that the merchandise would go stale, and they would leave “i owe you” notes admitting the deed. Rubber bullets would likely bounce off them since they appear to be made of rubber themselves. Tear gas would be unnecessary; just tell them they have stupid big noses and dumb tail ornaments and they would probably cry, or at least get sad.
Charmlatan sez:
I cannot condone actions that can cause massive “I owe you” inflation. Note-ing is more important than keeping the informal debit card standard strong.
PurpleSpace sez:
I changed my computer so it makes a duck quack instead of the discordant piano keys when something is wrong because it would usually make that noise for very minor things. A duck quack was more appropriate so now I can imagine it is lope duck giving me important computer advice.
Frimpinheap sez:
That is one of the most absurd things ever typed on this website! No duck has ever said something worth hearing and no lope has ever possessed beneficial expertise!