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Worst Selling Video Games volume 8
featuring fantastic items that I didn’t think were good enough for previous entries, such as
dinette set willy
peter crack habit
dynamite dukakis
Baldur’s gated community
the winding of a clock
wing orderer
blister mister
resident emu
alex kidd in rehab
deadly howards
wild armpits
dino dini’s teeny dinosaur diner
ultima quest of the salad bar
chester cheetah too mutilated to be recognizable
mavis beacon lettuce and tomato
shining the holyoke massachussetts
the hypertension heist
Snoop Punky Skunk
kid incarcerated
battle of a limpet
rub-a-dub-dub-terrania
pirates of duck water
metal ear
god of chores
red dead loaf of bread
beyond ore ida
renegatorade
befrienders of the crown
knights of the clown
Cheerios of the Lance
backgammon arkham asylum
| Huggy Bear and the Ho Gang Bang
Antonio Fargas is Missing Mario Vargas Llosa’s Time Machine One Maywether and his Floyd pie by the sorbet kirby’s well-trimmed yard pizza tower can’tra wobble wagon |
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part 1
part 2
part 3
part 4
part 5
part 6
part 7 wasn’t that long ago!
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Dhraiden sez:
Quest for Gloryholes.
Heroes of Mundaenity and Misery
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Frimpinheap sez:
that first one seems familiar, I might have considered but abstained from including it since the word “holes” bothers me and I am not entirely sure what one is when partnered with glory. I have a guess that I am yet uninclined to seek verification of.
the second uses a game I don’t believe I have considered. I might go more of a “heroes of might and won’t” sort of route so it still sounds like the original but changes the meaning. though “won’t” would be better replaced by a word that rhymed with magic or started with M. “might and maybe” doesn’t seem clear enough in its intent. I think about this too much!
I was initially not sure what the significance of the muppet is here, but I was about to say I actually by some odd chance saw video of it a few weeks ago, and THEN realized I mentioned it in the subject line, and had probably looked up the segment after having seen the statement. I may not think about this enough!