yes indeed i cheated ANOTHER update out of this same thing!

i suppose that is that for now. Unless it isn’t. It could be worse. Which I know from wanting to fix something wrong with it every time I look at it and that one component subsequently being less wrong the next time I look at it.
which also means I am impossibly critical of part 2 now. i had already started on redoing part 1 but had not expected to feel that way about both of them. 2 does have to be reuploaded regardless since the one I posted a few years ago inadvertently had some awful interpolation filter on it (placed on -every- video piece by unchangeable default, alas) that fades between EVERY frame and inadvertently makes the whole thing look like a $1 “digitally remastered” public domain cartoon dvd. somehow I only NOTICED that last year, and seemingly only considered “hey i can turn OFF that dumb filter and REPLACE that” within this week.
I changed the fake ending because I didn’t want a piece of someone else’s video within one of my “important” videos, but weird 1960s Harry Secombe pickwick may yet return the next time I have difficulty deciding what part of my candles to set on fire.

ah ha! sound effects it could use. but i cannot spare 2 or 3 more days of putting them in and constantly noticing more visual problems for the time beaning.