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December 29, 2025
Sister Husband thought that Novalee’s apartment complex didn’t allow trees, because she didn’t know that she lived in Wal-Mart.

and of corpse i did not finish the year end video before the year ended. did you think i would? i did! i don’t know why.
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i made a sketch in 2012 and then periodically looked at it in later years and tried to remember what my plan for it initially had been but never did.

so this year i tried to sort it out on a few occasions and only got this far. i have its various stages of production already in my year-end video but generally i do not put works-in-progress in there. and also i should prioritize finishing the video over finishing up this one picture that only occupies one second within it and is not clearly discernible as unfinished but i also do this for free and nobody asks me to so i can leave it in there if i want to even IF i complete it later and want to put that in a later video, OKAY? no it does not MATTER if you approve my decision as being oll korrect!



December 22, 2025
Due to a backlash from Jewish consumers, Kosher Vegemite was reintroduced in 2010.

i should probably update this again before the year ends

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latke's first hanukkah, a crudely illustrated book with cardboard pages presumably intended for children

alas I fear that this will be Latke’s final Hanukkah as well



December 20, 2025
However, one day at school, as Michiru was congratulating Nazuna for getting an audition, Nazuna transformed into a beastman. She was taken into a black van by men in suits and never seen again.





the monster that used to be nemitz changed into a monster that looks like it used to be nemitz, but which is and has been sprite-named “spof” either way. why i think i need more when i can barely run the game now as it is is mostly the fault of obsessive compulsion, as usual.

in fact the latest version of the gzdoom engine is now “uzdoom” after the former maintainer whose name supposedly coincidentally is abbreviated “gz” was ousted for being precisely the sort of person who usually has administrative roles in “communities” related to old nerd interests and runs even MORE worrisomely than before. if i become again willing to take this computer apart and try to replace its “thermal paste” again i can check on if a properly functioning computer can feasibly run this in levels with more than 2 monster types active at once without overheating and shutting off out of presumed rage at how stupid the monsters are. i suspect my hardware is, as usual, as always, woefully inadequate for what I want it to do, even when, perhaps especially when, it is something incredibly old fashioned and stupid. the older something is, the more people selling the new ones want to make it difficult to use. you know that, i know that, but I rarely adapt to it effectively.

to clarify, the “story” i have with this watch out for dopes business< has it taking place before the comic strip in which it is established that whatever elpse and nemitz are is not native to this location so there should not be hordes of them as the dope's adversaries. although elpse also says "we were here first" and elpse is highly ignorant and might not be aware if there are in fact plenty of them still there. i briefly considered making it look like nemitz with elpse coloration with that in mind. and this is all made up nonsense anyway and i can do whatever i want. nonetheless i did not want this monster to look like nemitz and waiting for me to sketch an alternative was not effective. after deciding last week on the "nonsense anyway" option, only AFTER i started redrawing it i finally had solid ideas for how to change it, as often occurs. i do not mind if it looks like it USED to be nemitz, only that it does not look like it is nemitz now partway through sketching in angle 4 it struck me that the purple and green color scheme looks like barney the dinosaur, who has been getting blown up in doom add-ons since doom add-ons have existed. but that is somewhat in character with nemitz, to try and pass mitzelf off as a different character and end up resembling one that is even more likely to deserve to come under attack. i do not know yet if i will also include the flower. in fact i do not even have a longwinded reasoning explanation for why i did or did not include it yet.



December 13, 2025
as the businessman who will lead our home, he will need to know how to drink


something to do with elon musk. it was deleted, as is the ideal and natural way of things.


lamentably the source was located, but that is not important.

this is also not important. Although it is striking how the passage of two decades has made MySpace and its operators seem relatively non-evil by comparison to what followed them.



this is important


or for any prototype fans



December 9, 2025
Sloopy lives in a very bad part of town And everybody, yeah, tries to put my Sloopy down


page 3 of part 4 of this solves nothing but it doubles my new page output for the year so that is statistically significant.
I do not like mouth-emitted particles but this is mild. It bothers me that i came up with this resolution but i don’t think this will be a problem for anyone else like it is for me and i can ensure it won’t get worse than this. i COULD explain it away as instead being force-of-air-based but that would contradict the not-pog being able to smash the bubbles together on the previous page.



December 2, 2025
through the woman Lai Yinger, we can spy on another side of Cao Cao that is unknown to outsiders. Cao Cao loves the country more than the beauty


i can think of NOTHING more ENTICING than a SACK full of MEAT. I would betray an oath of loyalty and my past livelihood and risk execution should I be recaptured for that, but not otherwise, sure. I think a lot of people would. If glorious leader Trump is so worried about foreigners he should forego the illegal thug deportation ice gangs and just drop sacks of meat into whatever countries he is worried about. Gosh maybe the rest of us will even leave to go after it and he can have america to himself. The president can afford better food than that.


yes very much so. this is just the level of artistic quality and inspiration that i expect from someone who doesn’t know how to spell crayon.


meatwhile this guy is really han de to have around


of course not, obviously i was vaccinated


one thing that is funny to me about the japanese video game production and publishing company Koei’s longstanding obsession with Romance of the Three Kingdoms is that they refer to the famed hero Cao Cao as “Sousou.” With no space in the middle, presumably pronounced like Susu. Even in games that have been translated into English and the name outwardly presented as “Cao Cao” you might be able to find “sousou” labeled on the game’s internal data files. Even when we call him Tsao –or Sow or Cow; silly farmbred livestock, sure, but still bulky and formidable– he remains Susu on the insisiside. This guy is supposed to be the most treacherous and fearsome warlord of his era, if not all history, and he has the same name my sister got called as a baby. I like especially when it is combined with another word; a spinoff game called Legend of Cao Cao is just “Sousouden.”

however, i take freddy readiness very seriously


This song is NOT on that playlist and I will not be suggesting its inclusion even now that i know who it is about.

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ALLLLLLSO i just moments ago realized that last night i accidentally “published” an unfinished post about moraff when i thought i was editing the previous week’s post about moraff to say that i wasn’t ready with a post for this week yet and also had not yet decided what that i was working on i would try and force into being a post for this week, which turned out to not be the one about moraff. if you saw it and wondered why it seemed unfinished, that is because it was! and if you saw it and didn’t notice it was unfinished, then this website is terrible!



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