i saw some racist-justifying dopesial media account try to claim that shoplifting causes “food deserts,” like “some of YOU people steal so the GOOD HONEST CORPORATIONS THAT NEVER EXPLOIT ANYONE have the RIGHT if not the OBLIGATION to not sell food to ANY of you.” but i am in southern connecticut, very much not a food desert –in fact i almost wish it was more of one so a kfc might appear within 30 miles–, and I have only seen more and more stix and snack brands infecting non-snacks on the shelves over the years. anything to replace food with extra packaging or additional ostensibly edible ingredients that aren’t food. and prices still go up and the store i go to most regularly is still set to close at the end of the year.

this never happened. lunchables predated disney in being so bad at remaking itself that people who pay and get paid to be idiots regard the old bad lunchables as classic and original rather than a corporate trashtardization of stuff that used to not belong to a brand and oh joy they’ll still SELL the old ones to you at full price praise the lard. Lunchables at least are cheap but consuming them as children is probably more likely to give you health issues as an adult. Unless we consider lifetime membership in a mediocrity cult as a health issue. *I* do but “we” generally don’t. presumably the writer who claims lunchables used to be good is an adult but i doubt that person will be believing it into old age assuming it is possible to live that long if you grew up eating lunchables.

what’s that? our fascist us government bombed iran and mostly killed civilians because israel told them to? yes of course they did. they hate brown people, women and queers. iran also hates women and queers and you’d think they could all bond over that but unfortunately pigment. nevermind the shared culture of god forbidding bacon and mandating stupid hats, your skin is just a slightly different shade so that’s that. hey did you know that Islam actually considers Jesus Christ as a prophet but Judaism doesn’t? Yeah but they probably mean dark-skinned short-haired Jesus so the pretend christians in america who consider empathy, forgiveness and charity to be sins needn’t bother themselves with it.

jesus shows us what greatness is by blocking supermarket aisles so we can’t get to the lunchables