January 3, 2022

Teen Skipper’s packaging revealed that she is now “16 years old”. If she was nine when she was introduced (and she was), when Barbie was billed as the “Famous Teen-Age Fashion Doll”, then Barbie could not realistically be considered a teenager any longer.

1-6-2022 ehhhhhhhdit:
I was not thinking clearly and labeled the month of June “June Balboni” as a placeholder name until I thought of something better to call it, and then neglected to think of such a thing. from first through third grade I shared a class with another student named John Balboni and years later found that he was in contact with my younger brother for some reason, and apparently subconsciously I thought his name was funny. I cannot say for certain if that is the case, only that I treated it as if it was on this occasion.
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2021 in pictures

januwanumary
nobody realized the minotaur was in the labyrinth simply because he couldn't see where he was going due to wearing an enormous fake cattle head
this disco is kept behind glass for your protection!

febumebuscary
I hope the ceiling caves in
What a corny Dave Berglar

marchobarch
very articulately
let's get detained by airport security for several hours for bringing back rocks from England like my then 4-year-old niece with Buzzy the Knowledge Bug

aprils of wrath
A pity your splendid pink glove cannot point at itself
An experienced traveler knows to always bring along an enormous Little Debbie swiss roll.

maybe mays can also be of wrath
seems like sound advice
RYGCARRRRRR

june balboni
notice how much more cleanly and accurately the costume makers can express how ugly the character is now. and also how apparently more of my image texts refer to other pictures so that I need to rewrite them if I reuse them on a different page
S-cuse me, could i have some PRIVACY here?

jul regret writing weird month names
Wow great grey hair remedy! And now you're going to jail.

august i should stop
warning: your target demographic doesn't have friends
at dinosaur court everyone is guilty.

sep tempting me
that really does not look comfortable to sit on nakedly
and that thing probably spends all its money on bowties and beets

oct foncer
I can tell you've done this before!
that pumpkin is trying to avoid getting sun burnt

captain novolinber
yellow yoga pants is unacceptable but the werewolf appreciates your yellow slippers
that kid looks like he is just barely keeping it together

decline of month gag name culture
you're never going to get adopted if you smell like 1930s trash cans!
whyyyyyyyy is this dope the only applicable image re-post candidate from the second part of december?

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