September 24, 2022
pog knows I sure NEED a wendell figure. I have lacked one this whole time and look at where it has gotten me!
where is Wendel? Hopefully Arkham Asylum if that is the best picture available.
Ironic that the topic should be presented like this because on every previous occasion that I saw Wendell I typically wondered where the other two chefs had gotten off to. My reaction has not changed and evidently this psychopathic artwork has not changed either. But maybe the story is bigger than Wendell and the only way to keep him from talking about his disappeared colleagues was to subject him to the same fate, whatever that was, or pack him away to a place where no one would hear his story.
so send this cinnamon toast creep there, too
what the help? does being near cinnamon toast crunch give people brain damage? or is that youtube?
or perhaps cinnamon toast crunch works to attract people who already have damaged brains
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pinnendotoaster sez:
Oh my word, I get so tired of seeing these exaggeratedly open-mouthed expressions on video thumbnails. And these guys are using it for something as mundane as posing with cereal products! Why should they be acting so surprised or excited? Unfortunately, these sorts of images must be effective at attracting clicks. Why else would everybody still be using them, because whatever else they are, they’re most definitely not flattering!
Frimpinheap sez:
I first got triggered by this in 2013, it looks like, and am frustrated that it remains… I do not want to say successful, but it seems to succeed at what it aims to. Especially if, as I presume, these cinnamon toast crunts are being paid by food companies in some way in order to “comedically” obsess over such overabundances of gross sugar swill, and viewer numbers continue to make that system viable.
Jay Leno sez:
they probaly normal upstanding citizens with bills to pay
and a bounce in there step, making ends meat
Frimpinheap sez:
I had not considered that cinnadust might be magical and able to transform corn-syrupy processed wheat squares into protein-rich meat. Even if only the ends, once the ends are consumed, new ends remain and will be turned later, preventing early spoilage.
Abeles Kobeles sez:
In a society of consumers entertainment becomes a extension of work.
The market has risen to such an extent that emotion itself has become comodified.
Strange products with little use value need to justify their consumption purely for the sake of consumption and as such attract perverted actors of emotion who once were artists but now exist to create the illusion of order in a world that is ruled by a chaotic market.
It is your job to buy and consume cinnamon toast crunch because you watched a video of a wacky person consuming it.
Frimpinheap sez:
If nothing else it is good to know I will have a career of some sort as soon as I do those two things, both of which I need only subdue my natural gag reflexes to accomplish.
Abeles Kobeles sez:
Id go for it too if it was a paying career :(
Frimpinheap sez:
gosh my email program automatically converts text faces into emojis even though it is processing text from a website which does not do that. I am inclined to blame a market that emphasizes stupid, valueless things for that as well in the absence of any other way to make my presentation of it relevant.