I keep thinking about that bread, and it has occurred to me that the wimpy, crumbly skeletons in castlevania games, instead of throwing their bones at protagonists destined to shatter them in a single attack could try baking nutrient-free bread from the bones, and hiding that bread inside weak pieces of architecture and cause the heroes to bring about their own demises by absorbing it.
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spring must be here because the final halloween decoration came down.

actually that was a few days ago but the usb cords will only agree to transfer pictures off my dumb phone once every two weeks. which is still more frequently than anybody both notices and is willing to climb up to the flag pole this had been hanging off of at the same time.

i have also this day realized that what i thought was a casually discarded kitchen glove outside was actually a wrist and hand from the skeleton. i am accustomed to seeing other people’s bits of garbage and then removing them but since i didn’t know WHY somebody would drop a kitchen glove outside i thought it might have been intentionally placed so i didn’t touch it but after passing by it about 732 times I couldn’t think of a reason why somebody would have placed a glove there and also had not thought to ask any co-resident if they deliberately dropped a glove in the grass and decided it was worth investigating. now that i know what it is i naturally picked it up and dropped it in a wagon still full of leaves from months ago since I only briefly knew how to sew three years ago and don’t know if the rest of the skeleton was put away or disposed of once it was determined to be missing a piece. the arm came off, obviously, since skeletons lack the tendons that ordinarily connect their bones together.

I just want to stop this angry regal skeleton from laughing at me. I can’t be thinking about how things are spelled with that going on. go laugh at a dentist, weirdo.

i haven’t felt this intimidated since a mythical fire-spewing dinosaur quizzed me on nations that resemble footwear while i was plainly not dressed to ponder what gaijin barbarian nations are shaped like or that africa is actually a continent or even officially a separate land mass.

I presume zhang liao is addressing the skeleton. Alluding to the grinding of bones to make bread in 200ad 1500 years before the Jack-and-the-Beanstalk giant is just another example of how advanced chinese technology was compared to europe. unfortunately zhang liao was consequently also not aware that when bones actually were ground to make bread to avert starvation, nobody who ate it survived due the lack of nutritive content in bones and the difficulty of digesting them. Hopefully Mr. Zhang will add some raisins or at least fresh cartilage to the mix. It is rich in protein.

liu feng ought to be aware that even new bones will have the same problem, though they are effective plant fertilizer.

with that in mind i now know that “fertilizer factory” isn’t just a euphemism for laxative.

i was trying to avoid saying “bowel movement” but yes for that.
also this was addressed to somebody who has a legitimate psychological disorder that has also manifested as an eating disorder who obviously did not sign up for it. predatory capitalism is glorious.