November 21, 2018
Dear dear dear, NEMITZ is SENSITIVE now. Oh PARDON ME, nemitz. Have i OFFENDED your DELICATE sensibilities??! Have I BESMIRCHED your refined tastes? Get back to work, you anthropomorphic koosh ball.
I am sick of having to do damage control after nemitz’ pity parades. It’s visible to everyone? Too bad, they probably got sick of nemitz’s diva episodes. What’s the matter, nemitz, did pog’s dressing room door have a sparklier star than yours? I heard that on opening night nemitz REFUSED to perform until one of the orchestra members took off a bright green scarf because nemitz thought it was too “distracting.” I heard that during the tuesday night table readings the scripts are always good but then mysteriously when it comes time to shoot the episode on thursday all the best lines have MYSTERIOUSLY gone to nemitz. I can’t stand it. All the contractually secured “creative” control you bullied the network into granting you won’t control public opinion. Get over yourself, dumb mitz. I don’t even want to talk about this anymore.
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Charmlatan sez:
A big problem, sure. But I’m afraid as lonng as mitz keeps drawing the crowds nothing will really be done about mitz problems. And to clarify, nobody else in production wants to take time to illustrate big crowd scenes.
Indighost sez:
I’m just impressed that nemitz could even say real words like ‘distracting’ ! That’s so impressive! HOORAY FOR NEMITZ!
Frimpinheap sez:
In the interest of absolute legal disclosure I should inform you that I did not “hear” nemitz say that exact word but I heard THAT nemitz had provided that reason or an equivalent. Look for more stunning revelations in my tell all memoir: Mitztory Repeating: the TRUE Behind the Scenes Story of the Unbearable Excess and Hubris of Sharing a Planet with Impdom’s Worst Orange Pile of Trash