January 1, 2026

She’s the only girl who can be gifted the same thing on her birthday for two years. However, since the trend has changed, she will hate the gift the second time. I.e. she will love Mushroom Yogurt in the 1st Year, but will hate it in the 2nd Year.

2025 in pictures

january
theoretically it can only get better from here
now all i need is for some kiwi farm dork to trace these legs to prove i am a robophile

february

except possibly via a curse that removes him from off currency in order to do that

march
they HAVE to be reusable if mr. clean wore them first
don't stop there, it has stupid boots, too!

april
hey HEY you can't be 'it' pet, only HE or SHE pronouns!
and you'll bloody well LIKE it

may
how to do it wrong?
i am concerned that these chairs may be designed to provide camouflage for cat ears

june
i am uncertain if this curse is being identified or inflicted
his hat looks like a hamburger

july
like this is MY fault?
Mr. Top's shirt appears to be licking his arm and well *I* sure wasn't going to do it

august
not a lot of great pictures in august
i hope you aren't putting them on toast wrong

october
YOU probably are if you talk like that
there weren't a lot of great pictures in most months!

november
why don't i eat the sandwich once and see how i feel about it later
the eye not so much

december
gosh and all this time i just thought that song was stupid
presumably 'rumble' isn't a remark on the sounds their stomachs make on account of them not being able to afford food
alas, that is what happened [last] year.
i can't necessarily say *I* wouldn't strangle that thing but probably not for the same reason as a nazi tattoo fan would

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