no smell is good enough to justify gaining delgo attributes on one’s face or anywhere else

apparently this large chested rubbery man wearing dish washing gloves who is admiring the job he did cleaning an implausibly shiny serving pan is both beauty AND the beast
my niece was binge watching this sort of thing over her christmas break. the overwhelmingly most watched item has been, obviously, Mulan 2.
I don’t know why but fortunately i can tolerate its widely known badness better than plenty of more highly regarded, equally annoying products’ supposed greatness. I like that i can look up mulan 2 and see people complaining about it and not feel like i need to issue a verbose rebuttal that nobody will care about except people who don’t want to see it since they were looking for my cartoon drawings rather than criticism of cartoon drawings that they like better than mine.

I don’t understand this. I thought much of the point of the 2017 movie was, foremost, as with the other disney remakes, to cement the cartoon version as The Original being adapted rather than itself an adaptation, but also to rebrand the character Gaston as more inarguably bad and less fun. He’s always sullen, he shoots the beast from a distance with a hand gun instead of demanding what he considers a fair fight with more old fashioned weaponry, and he doesn’t even juggle eggs, right? bad guys can’t be fun, our willingly captive audience had been groomed by us to be too dumb to understand that we aren’t encouraging bad behavior so we need to update our products for The Times. But also still sell and merchandise the unupdated version for folks who obsess over The Good Old Days and will rebuy the same movies for whatever you charge just like they rebuy the same nintendo games from nintendo or ebay at obscene inflated collector price, whichever is more, then brag about it. Just don’t talk about Song of the South.
but i suppose that was eight, nine years ago by now. long enough to shift principles and remake, resell and remind some more. especially since “original” Gaston is pretty much MAGA ideal, at least until the woman he flaunts his macho perfection at rejects him, (probably becuase he is french rather than a proper american), and disney is feeling the hurt from the largest share of its long captive audience breaking free and turning on it via orders from a more powerful cult. Maybe this was never “canceled” and they just use that word to get creeps interested. The LEFT WING media tried to CANCEL Gaston just like it did to James Woods and Gina Carano! But DISNEY brought him back! Just like we brought Jimmy Kimmel back! Who we only removed because we thought you wanted us to! We’re good now, right? Please don’t boycott us!

I will give A tip but i am not giving you $10+ beyond what I expected to pay just for handing over two meatless pizzas which already have zanily inflated prices presumably to compensate for people who give bad tips when receiving table service when dining in the restaurant which I have not done.
well i won’t give 10$+ extra UNLESS you are looking directly at me when i have to deal with this thing and that doesn’t feel quite fair, especially if i have just had to stand here dodging dine-in customers and servers in your tiny waiting spot while the sound system blears terrible christmas songs. And i STILL won’t LIKE it!


my own recent ice sighting. thankfully this is not capable of murdering me for driving a car except at very close range.

this toilet has been outside not far from my home since late october and it is a source of continuing fascination for me, especially when it moves to other locations on the same property but remains outside. It is either self conscious about me photographing it or trying to provide me with fresh inspiration.