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September 11, 2025
The parents, Chucky and Winky, and their twins, Ceasar and Hunky, along with their dog, Rocky, will star in this NFT-based sitcom starting November 2021.


America was rocked to its core by the death of a hate-mongering sociopath that i have only barely heard of the same day as yet another school shooting in Colorado that America managed to be barely informed about and completely numb to


violence is exactly who you are, political violence is who your boss is in particular, and these are the principles you teach to children and advertise to the rest of the world. I assume America’s core is like the ones inside tootsie pops that are hazardous to bite into

DJ Taco Trump is not quite the king of political violence compared to some international competitors but he is like a scheming regent or a feudal warlord perhaps


This is still the number one issue in connecticut, where that monster isn’t from and his influence, ideally, holds less weight, because the murder-authorizing and sexual-assault-doing president ORDERED it. for DAYS.

yeah we only allow native born white male americans to glorify violence and hatred and then institute national mourning for them and then vow to add more violence and hatred when they get taken down by it. “Free speech! free speech! Whoa my dude that’s only for me and my pals”

when someone who advocates prayer in place of science gets murdered, I feel like, at best, that proves prayer DOESN’T work. And worse for snarky xenophobic bullies with a national platform would be if prayer does work but not the way they think it does.


I am surprised by this reaction from my usually tough guy family member E who tries to laugh off criticism of his own insensitive remarks, called covid-19 a hoax and hassled journalists over pizzagate nonsense, who wrote an entire song glorifying Alex Jones, who made a fortune over inflammatory tirades, which includes mocking victims of gun violence. And also the selling of snake oil dietary and “masculinity” supplements, one of which I found in my basement after E stayed at my house for a few weeks in 2023. I didn’t realize Kirk was such a big deal, but I guess he is like a civil rights leader for people who hate civil rights. A Malcolm, if you white. Pardon, will. Although apparently to E’s credit he did untag himself from someone else’s post about what a “hero” Mr. Kirk was, it is also possible he didn’t untag and I just can’t see that post now because someone who isn’t me tried to argue against the notion that a progress-halting nation-damager was a hero and the posting account went private and cried of victimization by The Left but I don’t have proof so
Yeah out of control liberals did it. Or out of control conservatives who didn’t think Kirk was anti-left ENOUGH. Or someone YOU paid to get Epstein out of the news for a little while did it. Don’t worry I am white I can say that.

hey speaking of foreigners endorsing violence


What’s his problem? Millions of people leave in peace whenever he takes over.


We don’t want violence. By the way, death penalty. By the wayer, ignore anything not told to you by us.
“death penalty” of course implies they intend both to catch the guy and not kill him until after he has been interrogated

at 31 years of age Kirk could very well have had enough time ahead to become a decent person and use his influence for positive ends but he had been given absolutely no incentive to do so and I find his life substantially sadder than his death.

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then a day later, the shooter “turned himself in” coerced by his incredibly churchy and NON-leftist family perhaps aware that police would shoot him dead rather than arrest him, or perhaps hoping to get the $100,000 reward offered by the DOGE-gutted fbi that had been utterly unable to find him.


He was shot by a white twerp from the place where it happened, you dumb toilets. The “race war” people like Kirk convinced you exists is only being fought from your side. Note that there is no official us government acknowledgment of abuse like this or retraction of accusations against leftist for the murder they had no part in. Because unlike George W Bush, Donald Trump DOES care about black people, in particular them being subservient and afraid.


How does having a full-time job condemning anyone who isn’t hetero-normative and caucasian make you a “political activist who rallied young voters”? I can understand, begrudgingly, if a republican governor describes him like that, but a news article about what the governor said should not.


praying for thirty three hours is not leadership. AFTER the thing already happened you PRAYED to retroactively alter how it might have occurred? Like as long as you don’t have information you can change what the information is, Schrodinger’s rifle or something*, That is preposterous, and you think it reflects well on yourself to admit this. You have a problem where hetero normative whites who fetishize guns victimize and collectively punish non-white, perceived-foreign and lgbtish people for crimes that hetero normative local white gun fetishists are committing, or really any remotely blame-worthy thing. Stop praying and THINK for a while or maybe even better take a nap before you give statements. Assuming you actually want to solve this; admittedly I don’t get the impression that anyone does.

*or the injured scientist in Cave Story who DIES if you talk to him but recovers and gives you the jetpack later if you simply ignore his mangled body. This is probably not a helpful point of reference for many people


oh grapety purple there is ONE evildoer responsible for killing him who is IN JAIL in Utah now. battle-crying around the world is unnecessary. And the folks who made sure he had guns and knew how to use them voted for the mutants you thank and heap praise upon. Nothing about this sequence of stories makes sense. How does it eat itself but keep getting bigger?

gorf I would love to not keep talking about this creep. I much preferred when the main thing I knew about him was that he LOOKED like a scumbag who would be set in his ways and smugly imposing them on others by the time he got to high school. But his acolytes including apparently the entire executive branch who don’t want their own crimes and abuses to be news means this is the world’s biggest and dumbest story for as long as they can keep it that way.


preferably into the sunset, though if they think the earth is flat so they’ll believe the sun is actually there and will set them on fire and thus will avoid it



September 4, 2025
Though I thought I knew the words The tune was quite absurd and out of key Doo dah dah dee

moderate pog update

unfortunately since there is massive lag if certain monsters are present it is difficult to show what i intend to show here. There is also massive lag from certain types of structures, from loading any large graphics, and also from recording video. Additionally the video editor itself lags so i cannot always be sure if the video i already recorded shows lag or doesn’t.

FURTHER, most of the sound effects here are dubbed since the massive quantity of pog feet and the obnoxious WAH creatures were making too much noise in the initial video i managed to get, and also the scripts to open and close those doors is presently silent. And the variants of the metallic door (the one that is misaligned and in an incorrectly sized space) all use the same exact script right now anyway and thus would make the same sounds if they made any sounds. but they CAN. also the spiral door’s scale corrupts after the first frame. The important thing is that any of this works at all or is in a position where it potentially might since for years almost nothing did.



August 28, 2025
I have evolved into a caveman by eating the crystals the Dino-People have collected.


another comic strip based roughly on my life even though my life is the least interesting thing about me. Other projects are yet ongoing; as i have stated in the past, none of them are dead, I will probably die first, and maybe I can even hurry that along with the help of enough crispy birds.



August 21, 2025
One quick tangent: back when the accessories walls weren’t as low-budget as they are now, Tim Gunn used to remind the designers to use the accessories wall “thoughtfully.” This season, he’s been telling them to use it “carefully,” as if the accessories are now so dangerously ugly that they might actually explode


the important thing here is that it is now possible to turn the weapon pog into the obstruction pog, and back again. which there is little practical reason to do, but being able to is fun. the two explosions are equal in destructive force right now but if i made the standing pog do more damage (as it presently LOOKS like it should) a player may have a reason to try and set one up and deliberately detonate it on the ground.
this also means now if you throw one too close to a wall it won’t blow up in your face, though surprisingly i found myself trying to do that as a means of resetting the situation, and not being able to. the minimum explode distance can be brought closer.
less apparent but no less tedious to set up, i reduced the standing pog explosion lag somewhat so that it is now actually possible for me to record a video of that happening which i previously could not do, and even now it lags, just substantially less so than previously.

I also want these to change color after taking a certain amount of damage so you know how close they are to exploding before trying to convert them into carryable ammunition, but for now the game tells me call to unknown function “getactorproperty” so i will probably need to ask for help with that, which means i might not be able to get help with that, which means i should PLAN on being able to proceed even if that never happens.
the weapon grab sound effect, THAT can be replaced easily; i didn’t much consider that i had not until writing this. In fact the sound was off when i took the video!
it also looks like the right-hand-lowering doesn’t have any animation. in fact i knew that and had gone to recycle the left hand lowering animation for it and then probably had to go to bed and forgot about it. I usually only forget important things so even that is a positive change.
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no skrint i DID replace that sound; i specified a DIFFERENT sound to play but it was ignoring my SNDINFO lump after a certain point so doubtlessly that is screwing up other things as well but meepwhile moving the new definition to the top fixes it. i STILL don’t know how to change the text that just says “[freep] died.” i hate the word “died.” i much prefer “erred” or “got dead” or “became ill” but it seems to be an unlisted string since it isn’t connected to a specific source of demise and it isn’t in the original doom, obviously.
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a replacement video is now in place which no longer has that noise but those explosion sounds are probably even worse and i can’t blame anyone else for those



August 14, 2025
From watching the Gameboy screen we don’t know why Kirby needs to enter wild worlds of freedom just to prove his glory in violent terms.

Worst Selling Video Games edition nine

I had been thinking it was too soon to make another one of these but upon review it looks like i didn’t post one in nearly two years so this is probably a roughly adequate time to do it.

maganitsu

race dividin’

covfefe ii: the mental aging

jdvance wars

noem: total blowhard

twinkeir starmer sprites

twinbee netanyahoo

aid convoy no gaza

the settlers: bandit rage of thugs

dogerunner

musk: an evil shifty failure

go! go! tank the economy

red dead recession

ire ‘n ice

quorums: ahm-a-gettin’ (out-of-texas)

secret of jeffrey’s island

leisure suit jeffrey

wolfepstein 3d

prince andrew of perversia: the sweat glands of slimeball

five nights at jeffrey’s

oregon chemtrail

kim jong-unjammer lammy

p diddy kong raping

who slapped chrissy rock? (this still in the queue should have been all the proof i needed that i had not made a 2024 post)

plastered bastard

ori hatch and the will of utah voters

mitch mcconnell madness

margaret snatcher

banal blandtasy xiii: lightning returns a library book

mario is pissing

rush’n dressing

pacman arkham asylum

heroes of might and maybe not

junkie kong

knuckles neurotix

dracula x: randy of quaid

sunset spiders

clay biter

lunch at demonbread

There in the World is Carmen Sandiego

Duck Shunned

Effort Zero

Zoey Duncan Joe and Mac

gunstar hearing loss

conker’s bad check

rival terf

i fear it has a bit of a theme at points. in fact i removed some that i thought were funny in favor of attempting to ensure that theme was contained here and prevented from drifting into part 10 instead. No I am sure i will dumb things will stop happening in and I will thus have no interest in making annoying “topical” references to them ever again

part 1
part 2
part 3
part 4
part 5
part 6
part 7
part 8



August 7, 2025
we all know that as the hero, Adol is pretty much a ladies’ man.


thanksh a bunch, reid



July 31, 2025
NAOW’s the time to tayyyyke a break, for some jello, lemon cake

oh ah ha this thing again because i spent too much of july drawing other people’s characters in an endeavor called “art fight” that is definitely made for younger people than me, which is most people these days, and yet it still was better than the last time I did it so i cannot reasonably expect it to improve


hm the head part does not move enough in the southeast angle and thus that carries over to its mirrored draw-over northwest angle. and possibly moves too much in the south/north angles. however, those two make it hardest to see movement on the slingshot so putting the motion elsewhere may be an effect distraction
the spiky object would explode into a cloud that would do damage for several seconds afterward even though historically it is based on a durian fruit which are known for their unpleasant smell and I long ago criticized the protagonist “dope” for having no nose function. however perhaps the dope is also too dumb to realize it can’t actually smell the durian cloud
the lemon would simply bop a target and then fall on the floor and be collectable for a largely worthless bonus that would thus not encourage players to stand around letting lemons get flung at them, similar to the pine cones that are already implemented. i am yet unsure if i really want a potted cactus to be the third object and if so how i would implement that and so the in-flight version is yet non-drawn


the large mist blast i thought might actually be too large and non-loopable to work so i made three smaller ones that perhaps can be deployed in groups and then stretched and faded out with internal functions. what a heap load of nonsense for one projectile from a silly creature that was only meant to be a mobile decoration at first



July 24, 2025
On October 15, 2010, Endemol Games UK (a subsidiary of media production group Endemol UK) announced a partnership with Bischoff Hervey Entertainment to produce “Hulk Hogan’s Hulkamania”, an online gambling game featuring video footage of Hogan.[190][191]


there! look! he is right there! Only part 1 but presumably his torso and legs are nearby

Just one week ago I posted a tiny picture of Hulk “can I stop paying Marvel royalties for my first name now?” Hogan on this website and today he is dead. Let that be a lesson for you: believing in omens, curses and general superstitions lead to delusions and terrible judgement.

once he finished lying to children that they could get success like his through legitimate means, he spent the rest of his life burning bridges, stepping on former friends, using clout to get his way, long past the point where there was any personal practical benefit to getting his way, and shilling for garbage, all stemming from his ability to pretend to be good at fighting weirdly back in the 1980s, and in the end the only people with anything nice to say about him are right wing wealthy (at least in this obituary which may be picking and choosing whom it quotes) and or oblivious scumbags and even they rarely have any point of reference from the 1990s or later.


Really he might as well have been dead 30 years ago. (presumably I am still talking about Hogan; thankfully Carrot Top has never been socially relevant). I can only be grateful he was never able to become US president, bare his full awfulness to the world and have the entertaining parts of his legacy become completely sickening in retrospect the way trump’s did


i saw this line in shining force 3 and could only imagine it being spoken in the same voice hogan used in No Holds Barred to say the same thing and that is still funny for me to think about.

and for years I believed this (since I only had a wav file) was from 1991’s Suburban Commando but it is actually from 1989’s No Holds Barred, again failing to supercede the 1980s True enough, the 3 ninjas hogan I posted last week was from 1997 but as noted it was also incredibly tiny and I don’t know a single dumb line of dialog from that nor have even mis-attributed one to it.


a bonus, I was looking for Hogan-related lines in my quotation file to use as the header here and saw this one but I liked my dumb little comment on it too much to post without context. I wonder who that product would even have been for; even by 2006 Hogan was over 50 years old and probably not considered a profoundly energetic figure and if he was it wasn’t from drinking branded bad dubious soda

anyway with this event the last surviving person who was allowed to call me “dude” is deceased so I can be much more emphatic in my requests to not be called that going forward.


this ought to do/undude it



July 17, 2025
While Conrad keeps an eye on their third partner, Nelson Adelson, Matlock is also trying to get out of a ticket for failure to stop at a stop sign.


just today (april 3, then i forgot i wrote this until july) i saw an electronic sign declaring “put the phone away or pay.” Meaning to not fiddle with a little mobile device while driving, which is a good idea; with all the vibration and divided attention, the operator should use a larger electronic tablet while driving instead. But this reminded me of “click it or ticket,”

from when the department of transportation was trying to raise seat belt usage, and rather than saying “you will be hassled by police and forced to pay money if you refuse to take basic safety measures in a motor vehicle” they said something less clear but that was cutesy and stupid. For as I declared back in 2008, I never do anything unless compelled by a grammatically questionable rhyming threat. But the declaration was in a mouse-over text tag so that message may not have been adequately emphasized, hence taking 17 years for the next great moving violation couplet to confirm that in fact the department of transportation also can’t issue an edict unless the command rhymes with the punishment for disobedience. so to help this proceed before 2042, i considered some new ones

stoplight or hoplite: it you fail to adequately respond to a red intersection light, ancient greek soldiers with gold helmets come out and poke you with lances

yield or garfield: disregarding a yield sign requires you to watch a garfield movie, and you won’t know which

buckle up or knuckle up: similar to the above but you know that you will have to specifically watch Three Ninjas: Knuckle Up.


Also don’t be confused since Garfield has only seen 3 Ninjas High Noon at Mega Mountain.
On account of that confusion it was proposed that rather than watching a specific 3 Ninjas film that violating parties be kidnapped by North Koreans same as Three Ninjas: Knuckle Up director Shin Sang-ok had been in the 1970s but that plot was considered too niche and implausible to have a sequel

litter or twitter: proposed but scrapped when it was determined that the people who still use twitter are the same ones who think human environmental abuse doesn’t actually damage it in any way

one-way or nunway: driving in the wrong direction on a single lane street will be require the violator to attend a fashion exhibition at a convent

meter or skeeter: failing to properly pay for a vehicle’s parking spot will imperil you to paint your skin blue, speak in a falsetto voice and honk anytime you approve of something. see also the civilian infraction Look both ways or Patti Mayonnaise

slow down or hoedown: those driving at speeds beyond the posted limit will be forced to wear overalls and take square dancing lessons, EVEN IF they already know how.

wiper or diaper: failure to maintain optimally functioning windshield-clearing equipment will be met by incontinence control devices tossed at your vehicle. If you manage to ignore that as well you risk being forced to wear a diaper. In the event you enjoy that your car will need to wear a diaper also. In the event you enjoy that as well then your life is probably difficult enough already.


you seem to be taking it well



July 11, 2025
Slim Charles chastises his men for breaking the truce, trying to kill Omar in front of his grandmother, and destroying the old lady’s church hat.

moron the large trousered monster shown not long ago
I said before that i was not sure if this thing should be a monster or just a moving decoration but even as I said that, I was thinking about this.




This is a “organic” monster meaning it is not made of the same colored glop as dopes and therefore should not melt. however that does not mean it cannot fold up like a pile of towels.

durian seems like a good upgrade from lemon because durians are already covered in spikes and widely feared and regulated for their intense smell. But perhaps those are TOO dangerous for a low tier non-“boss” monster to have access to. To the player and also to other low-tier monsters that a dodging player could try to get hit by such a thing. The durian should explode into a damage cloud like the cleric flechette in hexen, something already particularly powerful (and dangerous) for the player and that can’t even be launched across a distance an unlimited number of times.
in fact that should hurt monsters but NOT the player since the player is a dope and I have years ago stated that the dope’s nose has no practical function and is only there to look stupid. But dopes might also be too stupid to realize that they can’t smell something unpleasant. Yes sure hurray problem averted. and maybe i can restrict what other monsters are damaged by it, or make them become more dangerous if they ARE damaged by it, to dis-incentivize the player trying to hit them with durian clouds on purpose. Or maybe accept that they have it coming if they are dumb enough to get tricked by a dope.

I started to draw a pineapple for a second variant but did not get far enough on any frames that it is worth showing. I thought that pineapple might be considered played out and expected from me. or maybe i just want to reserve it as an upgrade for a monster that attacks with pine cones. And so I switched to a potted cactus instead.

but THEN i thought that cactus is good to swing at an adversary in a close-up attack, and it seems wasteful to make two animations with the same item. But I haven’t started on drawing a close-up attack yet. not every monster needs one. this creature might just awkwardly try to hop out of the way to return to projectile distance. I have not drawn the projectiles yet either! ideally i will decide on the cactus’ fate before drawing one in flight because once I do draw that i will be reluctant to not use it.

I like the idea of pulling out a big clock for a near proximity attack but i ALSO have had for a while an idea for a minotaur-like monster that carries a grandfather clock as a multi-purpose weapon. then yesterday the name “minute-taur” struck me. which doesn’t mean i have to use that; letting puns control the flow of design leads to an idiotic product.


maybe i should change it to a lizard-person since lizards amuse me more and then it no longer has taurine-traits that make the pun “work” and seem like that came first, and 1994 Heretic already has a minotaur in it.

the escaping into the hat “death” i have a misgiving about since the hat looks like it should be collectible, especially by a dope that picks up/absorbs stupid things, but I want there to still be evidence that the monster had been there if the hat is collected. Maybe a lemon will appear underneath it. Functionally stupid! But there could perhaps randomly be a durian which will explode momentarily with an effect similar to the launched type. And then THAT can leave a lemon behind. The dope cannot pick up lemons. Or at least I have never seen one attempt to.



July 4, 2025
Perching on the detonator for the dynamite, he forces the Rabbit to deliver an announcement to the public: Vultor and the Jackals are in total control of the city, those who oppose them will be killed, and those who obey them will be rewarded with chocolate.


Initially I was making a picture picking on a stupid old sonic the hedge character named “hershey” for this setup. Although I think Mars makes better candy, they also seem mildly less concerned about child slavery in their supply line,while m&ms in particular are overpriced, and anyway this is a truly horrible character even without the dipwit patriotism advertising it appears in. I added confederate imagery based on the attitude alone but sure enough while hershey in a pennsylvania company, mars is headquartered in virginia. only as of 1984 but that certainly gives plenty of time to soak up local sentiment, considering how many racists are on the internet who were only born in 2009 or so.

a few years ago i saw a supermarket display that proclaimed something like “m&ms are for americans” and i wish i could find a picture that i probably took of it but i sure couldn’t find it for this website entry. o hwell.


I was reminded of it less than a month ago when I saw this package for sale…how DARE you put the stupid all american hat on this scumbag mascot when you know child slaves harvest your beans? It doesn’t matter how many.
I had hoped to get the drawing out by july 4, and didn’t quite do that but it is entirely possible that americans have bigger new bad stories in scumbag patriotism to worry about this independence day.

that character is SO awful. Aye dohKNOW, I never MYET the guy! awful

i hate the line “proud to be an american where at least i know i’m free.” the grammar is totally wrong and stupid. It doesn’t come across as a stylistic choice, just a stupid one, and is utterly uncalled out (that i could find, apart from http://www.amiright.com/names/bad-grammar/greenwoodlee.shtml) despite the song’s higher profile under the likes of trump, in line with other emperor’s new clothes elements of his political career. sure boss, as long as you codify persecution of alphabet people into law I’ll pretend you’re a genius even if absolutely everything gets worse for everyone who isn’t a billionaire but by a slightly lesser amount. It’s like nfts but for old and poor jerks instead of just the young rich ones.
It is also plausible that this creature simply does not know the correct words to the song, and there is no logical system whereby a person might assume the correct ones actually are since grammatically they aren’t.

I wouldn’t trust the horrid character change the line deliberately but ME using the word “where” here would imply that chocolate bean harvesting happens in the US, but if it did a lot more americans would know that children are being used for it and have long since prepared excuses for why that is good for them and better than free medical coverage.

ALTHOUGH my setup confounds the story a bit since while there are some legitimate 100% trafficked children doing the work, many of them “merely” toil on farms owned by their own families and aren’t necessarily being threatened with violence beyond what is inherent in hard labor done with massive maiming tools and the sort of encouragement and disciplining that might come from impoverished parents who would require their children to do that and probably had to do themselves as children. In america we only feed them fatty sugary poison made from the crops. It’s about time they had to WORK for it!



June 30, 2025
Cool Spooks are also known for wearing black sunglasses. It is unknown if Cool Spooks have eyes.




five direction walk animations for creatures that i have not yet decided if will do other things apart from walk around providing stupid atmosphere. the second angle on the fish is probably too wide but i will wait until implementing it to assess if that actually makes a difference amidst how awkward it is apart from that.

not all details have necessarily carried across coherently but they aren’t necessarily all necessary



June 22, 2025
It is known that they do not form from airplane toilet leakage because the large chunks of ice that occasionally do fall from airliners are distinctly blue due to the disinfectant used.

Here is the airplane stuff I did not post a month ago. Really not any less depressing now! even though it is mostly about the always-on electricity-wasting, fare-raising screens stuck to the seats immediately in front of passengers


first of all I refuse to Enter [My] Seatback Experience nor call it that except for the purpose of showing how stupid it looks when i type out that label myself.
Also do NOT go to europe during trump ii unless you are planning to stay there or have a month set aside for your unlawful detainment/kidnapping after you return,

ESPECIALLY if you aren’t a heteronormative white guy who never had an organic or fact-informed opinion on anything unrelated to what genitalia someone has and how to persecute them on account of that while ignoring their actual merit, even while “merit” has become a bizarre code word for “heternormative white guy.”
Apart from THAT, the statement “the world awaits” assumes that climate-change related freak weather events caused by regulation cuts instituted by the same sort of people who want you locked up without explanation or justification don’t get your destination airport shut down for a prolonged length of time because it isn’t safe to fly through them and pog forbid the weather freakoff starts while the plane is in flight since air traffic controllers are getting laid off all over the place.

this picture is a lie. i have the computer open right now* and this space does not exist. i cannot extend my arms or open the screen fully without pulling the machine closer than that. The person in the photograph has two full window lengths of space. i have about 1.1, 1.2 MAYBE.
*it was right now when i wrote it but last month by right now

there is plainly not two windows per seat. even with the tray fully extended it is not possible to use the computer non-awkwardly, and forget about having any surface to use a mouse on. Thankfully I learned to use it against my right leg years ago in other uncomfortable locations. But after so long stuck on the plane during hours of delays with no place to charge it even if my charger weren’t stuck in my carry-on bag that got tossed into the baggage compartment by the staff anyway to cut 2 minutes off of the boarding process prior to the four hours of delays there isn’t enough battery left in the thing to use anyway except for awkwardly typing out some gripey notes.


i have NEVER had this facial expression while on an airplane, if ever. This is only plausible if it accompanies an internal realization that life has no meaning, reality is imaginary and leads directly to brazen criminal acts that i assume this presentation is not intended to endorse.

This journey was the first time i had to put in barely adequate earbudpodphones just to block out top 40 radio hits being pumped into the cabin prior to take-off. i assumed delta paid extra for the “right” to make my experience worse, but then the audio feed advertised spotify so maybe spotify paid for it. Somebody else paid somebody else to diminish the bearability of this situation. Soon after i heard mouth-whistling breaking through my block-out and was glad to be missing the full context. No corporation-approved music with whistling in it has ever been not awful. During the outgoing and return flights it was necessary to take a smaller, dinkitier airplane between Tallahassee and Atlanta. Most advertised features were missing on the smaller plane but it STILL had the crummy music imposed on passengers, though with shoddier, mufflier sound quality and I was unable to determine if it being harder to hear made the experience worse or better since I would still prefer just engine noise.



If you love a brand it is only because you do not know that brand because not one of them has any of your best or even good interests in mind. If you don’t own it, it aims to own you.
And I think having this awful rubbish presented to me is supposed to be a “perk” of the “sky miles” membership program that the trip organizer belongs to. I don’t know for certain that people in the back of the plane have access to these wonderful bonus advertisements for corporate mediocrity. I can verify that the wifi DID function but again there wasn’t much i could do with it in a cramped tiny space and hardly any battery left over except type out complaints, but LIVE to my pathetic discord chat server and wow jeeplies how exciting to get whining about airplane delays in REAL TIME.

wheeeeeee

Coca cola specifically is formulated to be drank rapidly and repeatedly and NOT savored, and possibly is the first consumer product that was. I drink coke, because the brand owns that piece of me. I don’t want it to, but i can taste when a similar drink is not coke. There is worse coke to have a chemical dependency on but better than worst is worse than good.
I do drink iced tea with more regularity than coke but foremost drink water and GOSH isn’t this fascinating to read about! And that is a bimshwel.com exclusive; i have never said that in the chat server. I need to provide incentives to not look at both.

popeye is considered public domain now so legally me showing pictures from the comic strips is not participating in corporate mediocrity



June 16, 2025
During the altercation, Rooper, in an act of self-defense, turned Canuk into a duck

i was yesterday struck with the memory that in one of falcom’s ys computer games, the hero adol can transform into a dopey yella animal, willingly even. Already foolish enough, but I tried to find proof of what it looked like and had some difficulty


yes sure say all that and show a big stack of magic wands instead
eventually i did find a picture of one and made a worrisome discovery:

why is the blue one c-c-CURSED?

it makes me angry how cursed this thing is. no wonder the prisons are full of them

i presume adol was in prison for transforming into one, or possibly just for conspiring to meet with one that he might not have realized was in jail, but he ought to have assumed the creature was a criminal.

the adols on the same sprite sheet do NOT have a cursed variant; only the dumb animal gets cursed, as if just looking that way to begin with ISN’T the curse. And in such a case, why does it walk around normally like it ISN’T cursed? Does it think i don’t know? i am NOT fooled! That thing is NOT normal!

I am NOT putting up with cursed roos today, and neither is the king.

I tried to warn people about this problem on the bluesky website but unfortunately, perhaps on account of its sky being of such a hue as to indicate it may also be cursed, my message had difficulty getting through to those who may need it most. possibly part of the curse is not being able to notice the curse. It is a stupid curse.
and that is another issue; roo is an incredibly stupid name for a dopey animal, cursed or otherwise.

oh gree golly beets THANK YOU for explaining!

i have been wondering about this ever since i played final fantasy 9. which came out years after ys2 but ys2 generally came out on stupid game systems, as befits its curse.
stupidest of all, the folder i have been uploading pictures to since january is

rew

what how DARE you forbid me to browse a folder on my own website? Is that a crime? It isn’t like I transformed into a yellow dork and got cursed. I do NOT turn blue under stupid circumstances nor do i associate with any other blue, stupid individuals

just because they get in my business and smile at me does not mean i invited them



June 10, 2025
It has also been established that the Spawn of Frankenstein is partly animated by the immortal blood of Melmoth, making him a Grundyman.


i drew this thing years ago but never gave it a way to explode. Now I have. However it appears that it was only immediately after drawing the original sprites for this creature that i standardized the [minimum] scale that i was drawing these at so i spent a needless fraction of the past week slowly awkwardly upscaling many of its frustratingly intricate sprites in an effort that approximately nobody will notice except in the form of extra seconds spent loading yet more oversized sprites in-game if it ever actually reaches a releasable stage of development which seems as likely as ever, which is not very.

a lot of its glop goes missing, something that used to bother me about similar animations in heretic and hexen, but i plan to have this also shoot out a number of glop objects separate from itself (including the eye balls, probably, although i like how the pink glop covers them) that will successfully land and remain on the ground. See there IS some good news this week.



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